Cosmo: Sublimely and Ridiculously Fucking the Fash again. . .

So I’ve just spent a day with that anarcho-wanker commonly known as Cosmo while he was making the suitably crass video for Oh! To be in England (Now the EDL’s in Town) – the second tune available to download for FREE from his new song-coming-a-month full on political album Picket Line Party.

My sides are still hurting from laughing. It’s no secret that I constantly cackle at the English Defence League but this is extra special. At one point we were both rolling around on the floor in tears, sober! If you thought that Oi! Mush and F@ck the BNP were funny shit. . .

Cosmo is a wanker. I know this because it even says so on his t-shirts, but how he reaches the old vinegar stroke varies massively, even though his music mostly maintains a raw, unlubed sound. One minute he’ll be spanking the establishment monkey or slamming the far right hammer, then next thing he’s choking the cultural chicken or wiggling the emotional worm and before you know it he’s given some unsuspecting bird a pearl necklace.

Going to his gigs is a bit like watching a one man soggy biscuit show, though his direction never shifts. It’s more about what’s going to take your fancy from the barrel on the night. He has his own unique brand but don’t be put off by the cheap packaging. What’s going on inside is a proper quality earmunch. While on some fitting occasions he may choose to whack the one trick pony hat out there, generally you’re going to have your face stuffed with a selection along the lines of Garibaldi, Nice, Funny Faces, Digestives, plain crackers, your oats and just about anything in the shape of a finger. Custard Creams are strictly for the aftershow though. . .

No really, Cosmo is a sublimely clever songwriter, you get his outlook and his inlook melded with his bizarrely diverse musical expression, and his humour stretches from quick wit to absolutely fucking ridiculous. Somehow he’s managed to create a distinctly unique style while chucking his muck all over the place. It shouldn’t really work, but he definitely pulls it off. Fnar fnar. . .

Anyway, here’s the video. You might want to reach for the TenaLady, unless you’re in the EDL of course, then you’ll want to stove a fat line up your nose, down a crate of Stella and get on a cyber-chest beating one. Gives the missus a break, eh?

Enjoy!!

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